"O" Hell No

So has anyone ever heard of the blood type diet? Well it's exactly like the name says, a diet where everything you are or aren't supposed to eat is based on which blood type you have. I have heard tons of people saying that it totally works and changed their lives. Seeing as how I have been dieting and working out for a month and a half and I have not lost 1 pound....I though maybe I should look into it. There are 4 different kinds: A, B, AB, and O. My blood type is O and normally everyone wants my blood {if you need a transfusion} but in this case.....it freaking sucks!!! Based on this diet I can pretty much eat nothing and should just go live in a cave. Let me give it to you in a nut shell {except I can't eat nuts} the Dr. who created this diet says that type O's thrive on intense physical exercise and animal protein. Perfect, all I have to do is workout all day everyday and I will be fine. Who needs a life? I guess that person would not be me.

Here is a list of what I can and can't eat on my new diet that will probably last about 5 minutes. Let's start with what I can't eat cause it's a lot longer.

Not Allowed:

Protein: Bacon, Ham, Goose, Pork, Barracuda, Pickled Herring, Catfish, Smoked Salmon, Caviar, Octopus, Conch
Dairy: All Dairy Products that aren't in the Allowed Section, Yogurt
Fat: Corn Oil, Peanut, Oil, Cottonseed Oil, Safflower Oil,
Nuts: Brazil, Cashews, Peanuts, Poppy Seeds, Pistachios,
Beans: kidney, copper, navy, tamarine
Lentils: Domestic, Green, Red
Grains: Corn, Gluten, Graham, Wheat {Bulgur, Durum, Sprouted, Whole, White, Germ, Bran}, Farina, Oats, 7-Grains, or any products such a flour, bread and noodles made with these grain products
Veggies: Cabbage, Brussels Sprouts, Cauliflower, Mustard Greens, Alfalfa Sprouts, Shiitake Mushrooms, Fermented Olives, Eggplants, Potatoes, Corn, Avocados
Fruits: Melons, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Oranges, Tangerines, Strawberries, Blackberries, Rhubarb, Coconut, Coconut Containing Products
Spices: White Pepper, Black Pepper, Vinegar, Capers, Cinnamon, Cornstarch, Corn Syrup, Nutmeg, Vanilla
Condiments: Ketchup, Mayo, Relish, Pickles
Beverages: Beer, Coffee, Distilled Liquor, Black Tea

Allowed:

Protein: All Meat and Seafood that isn't in the Not Allowed Section
Dairy: Butter, Farmer, Feta, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Soy Milk
Fats: Canola Oil, Sesame Oil
Nuts: All Kinds that aren't in the Not Allowed Section
Beans: All Kinds that aren't in the Not Allowed Section
Lentils: All Kinds that aren't in the Not Allowed Section
Grains: Amaranth, Barley, Buckwheat, Rice, Kamut, Kasha, Millet, Rye, Spelt
Veggies: Tomatoes and All Kinds that aren't in the Not Allowed Section
Fruits: Grapefruit, All Kinds that aren't in the Not Allowed Section
Spices: None
Condiments: Chocolate, Honey, Cocoa
Beverages: Wine

Most Beneficial:

Protein: Beef, Lamb, Mutton, Veal, Venison, Cod, Herring, Mackerel
Dairy: None
Fat: Olive Oil, Flaxseed Oil
Nuts: Pumpkin Seeds, Walnuts
Beans: Aduke, Azuki, Pinto, Black Eyed Peas
Lentils: None
Grains: Essene Bread, Ezekiel Bread
Veggies: Kale, Collard Greens, Romaine Lettuce, Spinach, Broccoli, Artichoke, Chicory, Dandelion, Garlic, Horseradish, Leek, Okra, Onions, Parsnips, Red Peppers, Sweet Potatoes, Pumpkin, Seaweed, Turnips
Fruits: Plums, Prunes, Figs
Spices: Kelp Based Seasonings, Iodized Salt, Parsley, Curry, Cayenne Pepper
Condiments: None
Beverages: Water, Seltzer Water, Club Soda, Tea

Aren't you guys super excited for me? Seeing as how I am one of the pickiest eaters alive, I eat about 4 things on the Allowed and Most Beneficial lists. Well at least I can still have wine! Maybe I should just become an alcoholic and stop eating, then I would get super skinny. Haha halfway joking. We will see how long this nonsense lasts.